Monday, June 22, 2015

Virtual Pony


“You seem to be feeding your own self on the internet. - For you its a "cherry on the top.” Are you feeding upon the internet or is the internet feeding upon you?” 

Your basic info, and couple of pictures just about seem fine, for a post, but don't tell me you don't have better things to click and post or you are ignorant enough to figure out ways to be more expressive, when clicking pictures or communicate in words. 

No one is interested or bothered in reality about how  artificially glorified, emotionally condensed or mentally perturbed your status or status updates be. 

It’s okay to be in love with yourself or being fond of yourself, something or someone, or completely being self obsessed, but that doesn't mean you’ll keep bombarding such irritants every time. These self obsessed pricks who are so blown away by their selfie expedition & you’d see there minute by minute updates & the ones posting pictures of there petted ones. It's just that, it gets little irritating when you would rather visit a profile & all you would see is ‘raining cats & dogs.’ The worse part was about getting notifications about everything else other then you. Well a picture of you and your petted one is fine, but we don't need a slide show presentation of your pet being bathed or mated. You posting pictures about your lavish party's, tours, exquisite food, luxurious shopping must be pitying over those poor, jealous, deprived, less traveled or less fed souls, who sit on the domain of the virtual circumference and hit likes and pour in awestruck comments. ‘Grass is not greener on the other side’ agreed. I ain't going to sit there and grumble & envy you anymore, looking at those updates, hitting a like and posting a saucy comment, getting you on to your attention seeking roller coaster ride in viciousness, while consoling myself... damn!

Who the hell is interested to know about you family hierarchy. Seriously it feels like a attention seeking voluntary effort. Your childhood pictures are priceless and so are those memories. But what anyone has to do with your memories or your parental forecasts - alive or dead (may the rest in peace) but it was completely unnecessary to post a piece in fond remembrance. 
We all love our families, having said that, I assume there would be most of us, who would not even have their family members acquainted on social networking. PDA (Public Displays of Affection) over the internet was so passe.  

I would be least interested to know who you follow or who you are being followed by or to see a comic strip running down and up your time-line from the time you were born. The ones in your friend list would make it a well pampered effort, not to miss-out or forget to post an awestruck comment or hit a like or two, no matter how absolutely irrelevant or rubbish it would be.

I understand it to the core, for this is the way you want it to be - probably having nothing to do in life, this seems to be an easy thing & only way out effortlessly, keeping yourself engaged.

I am least interested in your forwarded & shared posts about religion or spirituality - I would rather be interested to know if you were self-awakened or well-enlightened enough? Don't we have God living in our hearts anymore? that we have to virtually go about looking for blessings & to get subscribed to the daily updates & notifications about these spiritual pages. I would gift you a religious calendar if you wanted one or best you could do is to have a wallpaper on your phone or desktop. Since when & why have we become so small, so racist? We don't need to publicize our faith by such means. Your fondness over internet has nothing to do with how pious or spiritually religious you are - it is going to make no significant change either. Its just a page. Why don't we sit and struggle to find God in or around us, why we have to console ourselves by virtual means, trying to prove something.

Spending vulnerable sluggish hours over the internet hitting friend requests or wishing happy birthdays is all that you do? I for once, wanted to install this automatic birthday wish application if at all it existed, but then I found it to be rather annoying. While it is good to have an internet reminding you of birthdays, what good it is to wait for a simple thank you revert for your wishes conveyed?, That would or would not. It’s all about acknowledgment you see - I get it now.

There are a few who act apt & precise about there habitual gestures of posting, sharing sober antics - coming out of there experienced journey called life whereas the rest of them are just those who literally seem to be nowhere close to real or even a virtual visibility. I appreciate the ones, who stand by - in a respectful way and learn and share intricacies of there life - taking pains to appreciate, acknowledge, revert, criticize, accept or deny - settling down amicably without any speech of hatred, without there self esteem being affected & there would be others who would get offended. 

"Too much of everything is bad, I hope you know that. This virtual-stickiness sickens." 

Don't get me wrong I am not taking out my frustrated dilemmas on to anyone at all, I am just using my "right to speak and express gesture" & by no ways I am being mean, "its just that people need to be shown mirror," I am through with this irritant (virtual nuisance on the internet). I & need to utilize whatsoever time I have at my disposal for better things.

For God-sake please stop it.

"ABRACADABRA" - Nope! You are still a Pony.

“Life is Like Sanskrit Read to a Virtual Pony”

I often wondered how not very difficult would it be for people to find things to communicate about & how easy it seems when they upload, share or forward a picture or two. Effortless In there approach to even try filling in those blank spaces with more lines then just a two word phrase, it gets even more difficult convincing them to get convinced of getting use to the convenience of reasonable social networking.

“When old words die out on the tongue, new melodies break forth from the heart - Honor grows from qualms. It is the beginning of moral consciousness."

Social Networking used to be more on the communication terms and less on the pictorial front, which now has turned more of a visual delight, leaving absolutely little or no scope for conversations.

I have always liked witty conversations with no or reasonable amount of unavoidable pitfalls (spelling mistakes or bad grammar) which make sense. 

I am open to all the possibilities of words (vocabulary of wisdom) absolutely coming from just about anyone or everyone. May it be urban-turban, layman, geek or a freak, but I hate it when I see it being robbed, molested & raped, drained & dumped. I am not a perfectionist myself either, I am in the process of learning & choosing qualitative over quantitative forms. I am thoroughly addicted to what is being dictated well. I make sure to keep beside me these dictionaries of languages which seldom come in handy to a linguistic rescue of translations, so that, I wont have to isolate myself to no or minimal of understandings at all & I would try to put in all the effort to reciprocate likewise. 

I can certainly walk and talk my way out with few languages. Every language is as much beautiful as any other in its own way, you just need to learn to express or admire. While it's a human tendency to mash-up(mix & match) things all together, a certain amount of playfulness could be acceptable at times & could sound interesting, but being completely blindfolded & relying on to self invented lingo being regenerated could probably kill it & get confusing.

Someone the other day, virtually asked me, Could you teach me English? To which I replied...Why don't you befriend internet as your wisest of teacher & a guide? With all the time at your disposal, you could sit down & literate yourself in abundance, you didn't needed anyone else to teach you anything in a miraculous way. That is, If at all you could find more relevant things to do over the internet (utilizing in a variety of applications, software's and sites that come in handy) other then the irrelevant ones (watching porn, downloading stuff, social networking venting over, spending time on dating sites to hook up for sex) could guide you in many ways then you probably thought & you don't even need to bargain a great deal. Sigh.

Why don't you teach the virtual pony to learn something new? You are your own pet & you want to get pampered & that is the reason you probably are socializing a network. You are way too lonely & free - with way to much virtual time at your disposal then real - being clueless.

When even the half of the world is yet undiscovered in real, we adapt ourselves to this unknown virtual world of sorts surrounding strangely to a few friendly or unfriendly faceless ones, with a little or absolutely no clue at all. Everyone to everything has come down on to the internet, I guess our privacy has run half way down to nothingness in real. A handful of smiley's, likes, emoticons & comments is all, that seems to convince everyone else that they are mistakenly being admired or acknowledged. We keep finding ways to be socially or virtually accepted and we go into extremes. The human perception & psychology seems to be all so jumbled up. Weird at times, the virtual nostalgic realms of peculiar enigmas in its somewhat existence seems to bother everyone then the real life stigmas. thus depriving & refraining human behaviorism to be understood in totality.

I am so fed up! with these pages being advertised maliciously way to much. No one really is going to get benefitted from more & more of these piled up nuances that will have infinity number of hits, likes & comments following a never ending linguistic blabbering. 

Though these animated gif cartoons & memes are fun - agreed, but no way I would want to see it every time popping up, with no real conversations happening. 

It was about time, we started implying to all those quotations we shared. No one is in a mood to read those posted sentiments quoted. 

Is it not enough. in simple ways to be simple, and still enjoy the pompous pampered serenity of petite little things. 

Make clever simple, & simple clever! - Knowing is not enough, We must comply! - Anonymous



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